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A cooking item that old ladies hit criminals with.
The 90 year old woman that was being robbed hit the robber with a frying pan, knocking him out cold.
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Something you hit a bad person over the head with.
Hey you: see my frying pan? whack! now you've seen it! goodbye!
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When you order a large order of fries at a fast food restaurant, but receive a small order of fries instead. Also applies when you order a burger and fries, but only receive the burger.
Check the bag and make sure there's large fries. They fry fucked me last time I was here.
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When you partake of the LSD while, or shortly after, waking up.
- Good morning!
- Dude, why is there a small, rectangular piece of paper in my mouth?
- Time to wake and fry!
A drunk who ruins parties by lying about his/her source of alcohol.
Person A: That Alex Rad kid and that Alex Fry kid are the same in every way!
Person B: No, Alex Fry has to tell teachers about his night-life.
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When there are more females than males at a location.
The opposite of a Sausage Fest
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A. (noun) Someone who is on a completely different plain of existence whether or not they're under the influence/
B. (verb) When your playing an electric instrument actively and sweat gets into the electronics a fucks them up.
A.) "I don't believe in miracles; I don't believe in lies; I don't believe in hologram; For I am the Frizzle Fry."
~Frizzle Fry by Primus
B.) Dammit, the pickups got frizzle fried from the last gig.