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Kim Kardashian

A talent-less creature that resides in the depths of Beverly hills. The Kim Kardashian is an intriguing creature as it's body is made out of 85% plastic, although this is physically impossible scientists are still baffled on how this creatures exists.

The Kim Kardashian is extremely famous due to it's extremely high sexual potency which leads to it creating very bad sex tapes. The Kardashian is known to breed in a concerning rate as it gives birth to two young per marriage than divorces annually.

The Kim Kardashian is mentally controlled by the Queen Kardashian known as a 'Kris Jenner" or Scientifically named "The Utalenteuos Whoreous" Thankfully the Kris Jenner is no longer fertile however she has whole new litter that will soon produce a new generation of attention whore's.

Kim Kardashian: Some how it's famous and it's very prone to attention seeking

by ThelovelyDictionary December 14, 2016

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Kim Kardashian

A chick who's famous for having a big ass and a sex tape.

Kim Kardashian is a total ho.

by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. May 30, 2008

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Kardashian Commitment

Kardashian Commitment:

an insincere, temporary or fraudulent commitment to a long term goal without true intention of follow-through; a false commitment made for personal gain without intention of follow-though. Investors, Frauds and con men often make Kardashian Commitments.

Candidate Dufty made a Kardashian commitment to the disabled woman in promising to help get her a wheelchair. His staff later explained that with so many people standing around, Dufty couldn't say no. However, he regrets not being able to help as he was busy campaigning for the people.

by SocialKeith November 8, 2011

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The Kardashian Curse

Every man that dates a Kardashian, their life goes downhill after that.

The Kardashians turned Scott into an alcoholic, Lamar Odom into a Crackhead and Bruce Jenner into a woman, I can't wait what they do to Kanye. That is the the Kardashian Curse.

by Crazy_Puggle June 30, 2016

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Cody Kardashian

Is a self-made internet celebrity who gained internet fame by adding anyone and everyone that he could through myspace and his hundreds of other social networking sites. He is compared to the likes of other scene kings such as John Hock, Corey Pattakos, and Jeffree Star. He is well known for his trendy styles and happens to constantly know months before when something new will come into style. Although he is widely liked by preteens and most of the younger generation, he is extremely stuck up and sometimes a little racist. He is not related to Kim Kardashian, and his real last name is Young. As posted on Sticky Drama in January his personal info leaked and it is said the he is from the inbreeded state of (somewhere) West Virginia. He is known as an internet socialite. He is friends with John Hock, Melissa Marie, Scotty Vanity, Jennard Skynnard, Kurt Tracy, Amor Hilton, Kaiden Blake, Audrey Kitching, Jeffree Star, Kayla Catastrophe, and many other well-known scenesters.

Edenforever5: Did you get to meet Cody Kardashian at Warped Tour last year??

Mybleedingbroken$ceneheart: yeah he wouldnt give me an autograph because he said that im too ugly

SexualErection: What a douche. he's the king of the douches of douchebaggery!

Edenforever5: Yeah what a lowlife faggot!

by sceneysceneable September 18, 2009

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the kardashian effect

When someone becomes despite (or because of) a lack of skill, talent or ability. Usually the result of a sex tape or an Instagram account filled with selfies. Named for Kim Kardashian, who was by no means the first person to achieve fame this way, but certainly one of the most infamous.

Starla was hoping to undergo the Kardashian Effect by posting 400 selfies per day.

by JoeDredd October 4, 2015

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Kim Kardashian

Literallyyyyyyy she is an untalented and fake bitch who is famous for literallyyyyyyyyyy making a sextape with Ray J and being friends with Paris Hilton. She seriouslyyyyyyyyy made a reality show where just hangs out with the rest of her untalented family.

She also says the following:

Literallyyyyyyyyyyy
Seriouslyyyyyyyyyy
Honestlyyyyyyyyyy

I am literallyyyyyyyyyyy an untalened, fake, and honestlyyyyyyy slutty bitch. I am seriouslyyyyyyyyyy so greedy and made a horrible sextape and song literallyyyyyyyyy called JAM.

- Kim Kardashian

by Rpgluvr13 June 26, 2017

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