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A girl gives head to a guy in a sand box and then the male blows into a hot, steamy, batch of couscous....the woman then proceeds to eat the couscous while the male sits and watches.
Man 1- I gave marie the nastiest batch of lebanese custard last night..She ate the whole thing and wanted seconds.
Man 2- Thats awesome but i hit that up first
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When You pull on a chicks nipples and lick her pussy at the same time
I will give her a Lebanese Bike Ride
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A driving license that is granted by the so-called Lebanese Republic and which in 70% of the cases does not require passing a driving test or even be there. You just have to pay like a 100 $ to a crook who knows somebody at the automobile registration authority and your driving license is granted.
If you pay 120 $ it can be delivered to your own home.
John: Bitch that's a one way street, who the fuck gave you a that lebanese driving license?
Bitch: Paul. for 125 $ he delivered it too. Who gave you yours?
John: Mohamed, but I only paid 100 $
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A Lebanese Meat Pie is when you are having sex underneath the bed covers and end up with explosive diarrhea that you leave to clean up until the fallowing day.
"I shouldn't have had that Chipotle burrito and tequila shots last night; my girlfriend ended up with a Lebanese Meat Pie in her bed the next day!"
Dutch Oven after having very spicy food.
I can usually get her to laugh at a Dutch Oven but last night after Thai food I trapped in a Lebanese Oxygen Tent until she almost puked.
A nickname for a Molotov Cocktail.
Tim: Let's head up to Vancouver and get that riot rocking right with some Lebanese 7-Ups!
Johnny: You are a racist.
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In Australia Lebanese people are defined as human beings! People with the cultrual background of Lebanon.
They have a stereotype which is so racist. People should respect one another because there is good and bad everywhere :) peace
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