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The cultural center of the US through film, TV, and music.
Seems absolutely every celebrity lives here.
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LALAland is a place of timelessness. The impermanent is forever and originals are cast down. Nothing lasts because no one is satisfied and appetite is both king and queen.
Ego. Ego. Ego.
A wasteland of ego and hot air.
"As soon as Los Angeles is destroyed by a giant earthquake and is flushed into the Pacific Ocean like the terd-city it is...the better off this world will be."
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a place where, even though it may be filled with whores, gangs, smog, and the most superficial fucks in all the world, i and about a trillion other pathetic bastards want to live. unlike me, most want to be famous. a place where a lot of the dreamers in the world come, and a place where, unfortunately, many dreams whither and die anyway. maybe it's ugly, hot, and charmless, but despite this i have hope that it has it's finer points... the parts of it past the gunspray, money, and snobbery. right? right? ugh.
i want to live in l.a., but i'll probably grow old and barren in my parents' house instead! hooray!
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Oh I have been waiting a long time for this, coming from Ny/Nj area I thought LA would be nice (i was forced to come), since i got off the plane it has sucked, For the last 18 mos i have really kept an open mind and this is my synopsis, LA is a fucking pit. The people cant drive, in sunny weather, let alone a light drizzle, during a light drizzle, the city comes to a grinding halt, schools close and people lock there doors, maybe they wouldnt get robbed, carjacked and burglarized if they had the brains to lock there doors, its 2006 damn it, Maybe there wouldnt be gangbangers if law enforcment did anything, LAPD, who are they i never even seen them, i got held up in a tobacco shop and the cops didnt come for 30 minutes, In Ny the cops would come in 2 sec, guns blazing, besides what do you need cops for, every ilegal turn is standard operating procedure here , its perfectly normal to "flipabitch" into oncoming traffic or have two lanes making a lefturn, they say i have an accent, have you ever heard these superficial moron s speak, its coffee, not kafeee! look up the prononce in the dictionary "coow""fe", the people have no brains either everyone is an aspiring actor and has an agent, and most these frauds come from outoftown to boot, so basically what your saying is that you are too rich or lazy to work, and people should pay you to prance around on set all day cause your that COOL!, no wonder this is such a great place, very intellectual people huh? The bus is a NIGHTMARE there is no schedule , well there is but it doesnt come on sced so its useless, the 10 diffrent bus services they have dont connect with out a half mile walk, god forbid you have to take a bus after 10pm, if its more than one bus your lucky to make it half way there, but then you get to walk the rest of the way,(at least the weathers nice rght!) you could call a friend to pick you up if the la-ites thought you well enough to grace your presince, but thats not gonna happen cause locals will not drive more than two blocks away, cause its to far, except to buy more methamphetamine, because it cures that pesky urge to eat, somthing la-ers could careless about. They all have eating disorders anyway even the men.but its okay cause the only thing to eat is mexican food, try getting pizza outhere, unless it has celery as a topping. People here are scum, yeah the women are pretty, but unless your 50, bald, have a belly and drive a german suv, fogettaboutit!, jus cause she's 22 and your 23 and have substance, dosent mean she digs u all she sees is a bank account.another thing, trash is in here, if your whitetrash, blacktrash latin or asian trash "AND" have $$$ too!!!!the chicks flock to you,yes they pick u, theres no wiggle room with this, these freaks ALWAYS beat aroun the bush, there zero chance of somone being straight with you, no, literally, als there all undercover homos here, the guys act straight one minute, next there frolicking around west hollywood in some flipflops or a pr of pink ugz, yes , why , cause everyone in this cultureless hell hole is bizarre, cant dress, where weird shit, act like eccentric, narcasistic bafoons, and think they should get paid for it too.I can go forever with this, Ive been stuck here for months everyday is struggle not to off myself here, i via for normal new yorker who are straight up and have moorals boundries, NEVER AGIN will i live here NEVER AGAIN, i went home for vacation and kissed the FU*&#N ground when i landed. Its like an old guns and roses video that wont end. I will never comeback again!
los angeles is the pitts, dont even compare to nyc or nj
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(n.) a city on the west coast; the fake boob capitol of the world. In LA youre either a celebrity, an aspiring celebrity, a thug, a plastic surgeon, or a Mexican. If the earthquakes don't kill you, the smog will. And if the smog doesn't then you will commit suicide while in traffic. And if that still doesn't kill you then a thug will. Like New York City, but with a lower average IQ.
Los Angeles is so passe.
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A disorder in which one loses the ability to hear what anyone else has to say - because their own self important inner monologue drowns out everything else.
Damon drummed his fingers impatiently while his girlfriend talked about her dying grandmother. He couldn't wait for her to finish, so he could talk about how huge his glutes had become. Because he had Los Angelitis, all he could hear was his own voice.
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Not a fucking city at all. Just many spread out suburbs. A place with no soul or culture. Full of punks and hoseheads of every kind. Capital of the devoid.
People drive all around LA, what does that tell you? If it was interesting they would walk more, like in New York or San Francisco.
A place that exports nothing of value, including culture, but sucks up so many resources to maintain like the dry braindead wastehole it is!!
Yo I'm coming straight outta LA, I just got this nigga spray dead in red, cuz he was wearing red.
Now imma go piss on a palm tree, sniff shit in the garage, walk round on my circle shape block, then suck some mo LA cock!! Surfs up dude!
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