lotion cake

a piece of ham on top of a cracker smothered in a layer of lotion. good for the soul

" hey can i have one of dem lotion cakez?"
"notta day all out."
"fuck you"
"bye"

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Motion lotion

CB slang for gasoline or diesel fuel.

Breaker breaker one-niner, this is the White Cobra, I'm stoppin' at The Big A for some motion lotion, over.

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Kleenex & Lotion

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

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throat lotion

With you're cock past her tonsil's, throat lotion is the coating of nut that you provide her sore throat with. Cums in all different flavors.

Clorrissa: oh boy, did I have a sore throat last night.

Melissa: How did you get past that so quickly?

Clorrissa: With some throat lotion from Mike. That protein. really tasted like Gunch may I add.

Melissa: Dang! I have only received face babies from Mike. They tickle!

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Lotion Booger

The ball of dried lotion that shoots out of the bottle when you attempt to dispense the lotion.

I went to pump some Vaseline Intensive Care, and a giant lotion booger squirted out.

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skeet lotion

the act of male semen hitting the face of the person giving head.

Bonquisha got a face full of skeet lotion after she blew my dong

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lotion boy

a creepy homosexual....

not only are all the references to homosexuality there, but it sure has that silence of the lambs creepiness going on too

answer the question lotion boy

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