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playing saltine with watermelon
hey chris wanna dirty margarita
after your boss gives you a hard time at work and your spouse gives you a hard time when you get home you just want to take a shower and drink a margarita.
Mark: I have had a rough day at work and now my wife is mad at me. I need to take a margarita shower and relax.
When you have had a stressful week at work and you come home and your spouse is mad at you so you just want to get away and relax by having a margarita drink in the shower.
My boss was demanding and my wife mad at me when I got home. I took a margarita shower to relax.
Alcoholic drink. Bourbon and cola with a splash of peach shnapps. Drink of choice of many from the McHenry area.
Hey barkeep, we want to get plowed! How about some McHenry margaritas?
Shoot semen into a meth rimmed shot glass garnish with a lime and bottoms up!
Me: Dude some random at the bar last night wanted me to go back to her place and whip her up some Modesto Margarita's
Freind: so did you?
Me: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Freind: Nice!
Buying a popular brand of water ice,(i.e. Ritas') and adding tequila. Thus saving the hassle of using a blender.
We couldn't afford to go to the bar, so we stayed home and made hillbilly margaritas.
A sexual act in which one lathers thier lover's big toe in saliva. They then proceed to sprinkle salt on the big toe so that the salt sticks. Next, one sqeezes a lime in thier mouth and starts sucking on the salty, yummy big toe. This is a Margarita Toe. Bueno!
Bro, I gave Bella a Margarita Toe and I can't go back.
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