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Marines are a department of the navy...the men's department. Better than the army. Marines does the shit, army steps in it, airforce smells it, navy watches it, national guard eats it.
Guy 1: "Wow...the job actually got done."
Guy 2: "That's because a marine did it."
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The time in between after you've smoked or drank and before you actually decide to do something.
Mark and Jeff hit that bong and did those shots, sat back and marinated for a bit, then Jeff realized he was an hour late picking his old lady up from work.
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The most toughest, finest, well respected, most feared ass kicking, never ever been defeated group of fine men and women in the world. We can destroy you in the Air, on land and in the sea! The Army can screw up my wet dream, the Navy gives us a ride and the air force is just sort of there.
When it absolutely must be destroyed over night, or the fate of the American way of life depends on it being destroyed, call in the real men...the Marines.
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Team that should rebound from a horrific 99-loss season in 2004 with the additions of Adrian Beltre, Richie Sexson, Pokey Reese and new manager Mike Hargrove, only if their pitching is halfway decent
The Mariners should finish higher than last place this year.
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The one who keeps things in order.
This Marine will set things straight!
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Kick ASS Peeps who can take out Iraq in a few days but the damn Army has to get all the fuckin credits!
"Marines Report"
Marine General "What the fuck is Army General doing?"
Marine Genearl 2 "Waiting for us to go first becuase there pussies"
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They are the first in and last out. Marines are the guys who get called when shit needs to get done. Marines don't play around. Marines will fight you, fuck you, or run you a foot race... doesn't make a shit to them. Marines know of only one direction and it is forward. Marines are the fireman of the world, they go in when everyone else is running out.
Marines are at the business end when the world dials 911.
Marine A: We were taking fire for 16 hours, had 10 casualities, ran out of ammo and fought hand to hand with bayonets for three hours. We are Marines!!
Marine B: That's it? What the fuck did you do for the other 8 hours?
Marine A: Good Point!
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