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The GAF or "Give A Fuck" Meter is a general scale used to gauge one's overall interest/productivity/willingness to engage in an activity or function. Although routinely applied to work or employment situations, the GAF Meter concept can be used almost universally. Workplace observations have shown GAF Meter readings dramatically dip as proximity to the "weekend" decreases.
"Man, Friday afternoon, and my G.A.F. Meter is running critically low"
Person 1: "Pegged high on the G.A.F. Meter...trying to save the world today"
Person 2: "Stay hydrated. Don't want to pull a hammy"
To insert coins into, or otherwise pay, a parking meter.
I'll be right back—gotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!
When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.
My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.
*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.
*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
the level of "gong" in occurence at a give time. Related to the term gong show, which is used as a synonym for fubar, shit show, clusterfuck, or any kind of out of control, chaotic situation.
Person 1: "Man, this is ridiculous. Everyone's running around like chickens with their heads cut off."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'd say the gong meter is full."
When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius
Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches
This is a measurement used for how when you want to know the depth you have in a girl.
Phillip , get me the penis meter right now.
An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).
"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"