Mulch

I love mulch, mulch is so yummy

"Damn I really love mulch"
"How?"
"I just do"

Mulch

Laying around all day after drinking hard on a friday/saturday night

Dude that darty/narty got me so fucked I had to mulch all day on sunday.

Mulch

Mulch is the food of the gods, and by gods i mean that stupid fucking mulch dog on tiktok and instagram

Person 1: oh goody! this harvest was rather bountiful!! i love mulch so much, mulchy mulch i love loam yummy i love mulch mulch gang for life!11!!
Person 2: what the fuck are you saying
Person 1: are you mulch? because i wanna eat you up (with rizz)
Person 2: blud will NOT stop meatriding me :sob:

Mulching

When you are having anal sex and your partner gets diarrhea. You don't stop and it starts to make mulch mulch mulch sound.

We were getting it in and then things got real kinky when she started mulching.

mulch gang

a lifestyle of people who eat or consume mulch, red-40, and microplastics

"I love mulch so much, mulch gang for life!"