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An offense severe enough so as to warrant the offender being slapped for their infraction.
"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."
A phrase used between two autistic people to describe when one of them, does something that it blatantly autistic. Can also be referred to as a "Kermit." Things that can be described as a "Kermitable Offense" are dislike of bright lights, flashing lights, sudden loud noises, dislike of textures of food, a dislike of sensations like being wet, slimy, or itchy, or an obsessive knowledge of one very oddly specific topic (ie trains, robots, monsters, anime, etc.)
Origins are from the image of Kermit the Frog and Pepe the Shrimp with the caption: "I'm gonna be real with you chief, you might be autistic."
Person 1: "Hey did you know that there is no exact canonical description of what the map of the Island of Sodor looks like? And that it's different in many continuities?"
Person 2: "Alright, but knowing that is a Kermitable Offense."
1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.
2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.
You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.
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Usually a 6'3 300 pound monster. The offensive lineman usually holds but hits like a truck.
Damn I bet he's a offensive lineman
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Get someone to realise the truth about themselves in just a few words and yes ofcourse it going to hurt hence the word offensive.
the student calls the teacher a moreon ... and ofcourse that the truth if he/she has to sit to sit there looking at the teacher talk for bloody two hours. the teacher will find the word a form of offensive language.
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A phrase used to describe the interaction between male and female, specifically in the context of courtship, as if the man were bombarding the woman with his charm.
Usually, when someone is on the charm offensive, they tend to exclude or ignore others in order to channel all of their social energy in on one person, who they have designated as their goal.
The term can also describe female behavior towards a man.
1. Ricky: (Looking at Peter, who is standing alone with a woman at a party, probably in a corner) Wow, look at him go...
Ricky's Mate: Yeah, he's on the charm offensive for sure
2. Peter: (To Ricky) Sorry i didn't really catch you last night, i was on the charm offensive
Ricky: Yeah i could tell...I doubt you got lucky though- misdirected energy really..
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Anything that is irritating or obviously annoying, and is offensive to fashionistas everywhere.
OMG, that haircut is offensive to the max!
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