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term used for male masturbation.
"Hold on, I just got to cuff the duke before I go out."
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Particularly baggy vaginal outer lips.
" She had a clout like a wizards cuff!"
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Hey George! Look at that bird in the cycle-shorts, she has a fine pair of lady cuffs!
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Cuff lazy is the term used for someone who, through lack of concentration or simply being too choong, manages to spill the contents of a joint in the process of being rolled. This unfortunate mis-hap normally occurs in the outdoors or open places, where it normally requires two people to roll a joint to a good standard, one acting as a rest/holder of the Rizla®, while the other inserts the 'ingredients'. Wind, snow, and rain are all hazards when rolling outdoors, so take this into consideration when forced into this situation.
-2 stoner mates, in the park, rolling a spliff in hazardous rolling conditions.....the holder <Man 2> then drops contents.....-
-Man 1 to Man 2 (angrily)-
"Oh you fucking crackhead!"
-Man 2 in reply-
"Aaah sorry blud, the wind took it!"
-Man 1 to Man 2-
"You're cuff lazy ya cunt. Can't even cuff a joint properly. Wanker."
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The imaginary handcuffs slapped upon you when someone engages you in what should be a brief conversation, but turns into a long, drawn-out monologue. You are trapped in a conversation from which you cannot escape.
"Sorry I'm late for our meeting but I ran into Julie and she had me in conversation cuffs and I couldn't get away."
An acute medical condition of stomach cramps and extreme flatulence, resulting from the excessive consumption of cheese and scrumpy cider.
Not to be confused with Cider Fever which attacks the whole body, Fuzzy Cuffs was first identified in the south west of England in 2021. According to the British Medical Journal, no cure currently exists.
Chris: “pass me that cheese naan please.”
Sam: “not sure it’s a good idea after all that scrumpy you’ve guzzled today. You might end up with Fuzzy Cuffs”
Grabbing someones nuts in a manner that makes them harken to what options they might have before their nuts are ruined. Mainly done to calm down retards.
"Rupret, do you want the genital cuff?"
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