When a man or woman (or w.e you are as long as you have a penis attached to your body) uses a phone to pretend they have a boner hidden in a trouser pocket.
King James 6th: Dam shawty you don even gotta touch that shit I got a stiff on.
Shawty: wait a minute that's not your dick that's a phoner!
King James 6th: Dam straight ugly ass bitch you got played.
Noun: foh-ner A Boner induced by a sexual voice heard over the phone.
"Damn girl, you sound sexy, I have a very large phoner"
A phone imprint on your right pants resembling a rectangular boner
John, are you happy to see me or is that just a phoner.
Being aroused or turned on by sexual texts or photos via phone
Man, last night I had a rockin' phoner when Kelly texted!
The bulge in someone's pants pocket from their smart phone. Usually big enough to be noticeable.
Oh my god look at franks phoner! It's hella noticeable!
(n) Occurs when one's phone lays in his front pocket in such a way that the apearance of a raging erection is simulated.
Person 1: Yo man, Eric fell asleep and I think he's got a boner!
Person 2: No way - he's definitely pulling a phoner.