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Phoner

When a man or woman (or w.e you are as long as you have a penis attached to your body) uses a phone to pretend they have a boner hidden in a trouser pocket.

King James 6th: Dam shawty you don even gotta touch that shit I got a stiff on.

Shawty: wait a minute that's not your dick that's a phoner!

King James 6th: Dam straight ugly ass bitch you got played.

by Sexydragonfucker September 09, 2022


Phoner

When someones phone looks like a boner.

Hey Jacob, Nice Phoner.

by LocalSingleDaddy April 11, 2018


Phoner

Noun: foh-ner A Boner induced by a sexual voice heard over the phone.

"Damn girl, you sound sexy, I have a very large phoner"

by Allok January 09, 2013


Phoner

A phone imprint on your right pants resembling a rectangular boner

John, are you happy to see me or is that just a phoner.

by P-H December 08, 2019


Phoner

Being aroused or turned on by sexual texts or photos via phone

Man, last night I had a rockin' phoner when Kelly texted!

by Marcksman March 25, 2014


Phoner

The bulge in someone's pants pocket from their smart phone. Usually big enough to be noticeable.

Oh my god look at franks phoner! It's hella noticeable!

by WinknSkeever October 31, 2017


phoner

(n) Occurs when one's phone lays in his front pocket in such a way that the apearance of a raging erection is simulated.

Person 1: Yo man, Eric fell asleep and I think he's got a boner!

Person 2: No way - he's definitely pulling a phoner.

by MutherFacker September 28, 2011