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Cum in a girls eyes so they rub them that hard they have red rings around them then put them outside to rummage in the bins
Just racooned my bird and now she’s in the bins
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SMOL TRASHY BOI. THEY SNOOF. THE FLOOF WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
"woah bruv avert our eyes to that fellow over there"
"why big man"
"ITS A RACOON"
"HOW MAGESTIC"
n. Dedicated anti-covid crusader who always wears a mask even in circumstances where it makes no sense.
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Second month of solitary confinement and still masked? You are such a racoon.
someone who is sexually aroused by having sex in or around a dumpster
"yo, hes low-key into racoon play tho"
A guy that makes love very well. After sex, the girl he was with has mascara all around the eyes, making her look like a racoon.
girl: Humm that was sooo good!
guy: I know.
girl: Oh look at me! My makeup has leaked so much. You're my racoonizer
1. An early morning toker throwing hands with the neighborhood racoon on the fire escape, for trying to steal a hit.
2. Someone that drop kicks racoons while high as fuck.
Bro, did you see that guy this morning on the fire escape? Man was a real Racoon Slayer
the racoon demigod of the trash can. fell from heaven known as a landfill to understand the ways of the trash and cans. Probably has a higher Iq than you lol. He can read write and draw and will give you a lemon in exchange for an orange.
Oh sh*t, the Der Lil Racoon is packing heat!