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SH Calibur

When a member of the female gender is of the same level of looks that Salma Hayek is.

No, Britney does not fit into the file of SH Calibur.

by BigDick January 29, 2004

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Sh|ra

The lovely sweetiepie who wormie loves more than anything in this world <3
Sexy, sweet, beautiful, kind and supercute are the right words to describe her.

Sh|ra loves shopping, puzzles and cuddling.

Luvie gives Sh|ra a big kiss :*

by wormer January 11, 2006

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sh-hit

To hushly hit someone

Man I sh-hit that girl in class today

by Nighthawk8116 April 30, 2015

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Triple 'Sh'

A common occurrence in the process of getting ready to go out. A triple 'Sh' is the act of having a shit, a shower and a shave, not neccisarily in that order, one after the other.

John: "Dude, we're gonna meet at the Bar around 9:00ish. Get ready"

Steve: "Ok, just gotta have a triple 'sh' first"

by The Rhys February 24, 2010

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The SH!THEADS

a group of idiots who film alot of random bullshit which is extremely funny. Such bullshit can be found in "The SH!THEADS Movie", "SH!THEADS 2: Boys On The Bog" and "Stick A Sword In These Things". The SH!THEADS consist of Ant McEwan, Sam Chaabane, Mark Alpin and Jakey Boy.

From "The SH!THEADS Movie":

Ant - "Awww man, is I well 'ard coz I is smokin'?"
Jakey - "Are we there yet?" Ant - "Yep, we're there...eat shit!"

From "SH!THEADS 2: Boys On The Bog":

Mark - "Im addicted to being put in sleeper holds!...Wack one on me now!"
Ant - "You were the one who said I couldnt get it up motherfucker!"

From "Stick A Sword In These Things":

Hobo Ballbaggins - "It's some sort of weird language...i cant make it out..."
Gunbelt - "There's few who can. In the common tongue it reads 'Place finger here'."

by Ant McEwan February 27, 2005

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relationship | rila˙a sh en, sh ip|

noun:
the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected : the study will assess the relationship between and get back to you. After we agree on this definition, or at least to post it.

• in risk of extinction: like the dodo bird.
• a state of, mild, hot, and spicy, with ranch on the side.
• the state of being connected by blood or marriage : they can trace that shit.
• a mutual understanding of frequent sex, this must include sober sex, morning noon and night: wow we had sex today at noon and last night after drinking - I think we had sex last night? but we defiantly did at noon and the other morning, twice.
• the way in which two or more people or organizations regard and behave toward each other : the landlord–tenant relationship | she was proud of her good relationship with the household and likes ranch.
• you have a drawer at the other residence that you have been staying at: the contents are know by you and possibly the other party but you have a drawer.
• an emotional and sexual association between two people : she would consider being invited to Las Vegas, or the Strip Club, and can except or decline.

relationship | rila˙a sh en, sh ip|
- Thesaurus-

relationship
noun:
1) evidence of their relationship no walk of shame, she/he has different clothing on when leaving in the morning, affinity, they understand who is picking up the tab, they are not having abc sex, or married.
2) they drunk text and dial each other, strange but excepted.
3) i think one of them did a relationship once and knows, maybe?

4) wow! how do you get into something you understand – you don’t (read frequent)

DERIVATIVES
Relation•shit•less adjective
1) the end of their relationship romance, (love) affair, love, liaison, amour, partnership.
2) it never happened, any of it, (love) affair, even if you did get a free dinner.
3) the toothbrush dose not count, nor the box of tampons or other crap left, even if you thought it was for you, they are items that any on could use, see having a drawer (you items).
4) was I tagged, shit!

by dkkohn March 1, 2010


Sh*tty Wife

One of those wives that provides more adversity than agreement, more contention than companionship; in other words, someone that keeps your life real when you essentially...can not.

Oh, for fuck sake! Can we not agree on anything? Ever!?
Nope; you've got a sh*tty wife that won't let you get away with ... anything. Ever. And never fucking will...

by YAWA August 10, 2019

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