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“PITA storm is defined by Webster as: A series of pains in one’s ass that occur in a rapid and irritating sequence.” — C. Michael Close, noted horror movie director and software developer
While you won't really find PITA storm in the dictionary, this charming alternative to phrases like clusterfuck or shit hitting the fan shouldn't get you in trouble with any small children and/or Mormons that might be around — especially if they don’t know that PITA stands for pain in the ass.
“How many things can go wrong in one day?” complained M.F. “What a PITA storm.”
“Yep. Total clusterfuck,” agreed M.C.
a guy from tiktok that loves raising his middle finger, is a very chill dude, is the most unproblematic person alive, and is very hot.
girl 1 : hey do u know who is ryland storms?
girl 2: yesss, i wanna date himmm!
To consume an excessive amount of alcoholic beverages at the rate of 1 beverage per 10-15 minutes, usually executed in order to obtain a level of intoxication suitable for a specific time frame or purpose
"Time flies when you're busy storm drinking on the bus to South Station!"
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When a man inserts his penis into another man's penis hole. It can take several hours for the couple to work the recipient's penis hole to a useable size. Often the couple will use vaginal sounds or other instruments of gynecology to get the dickhole to enlarge to sufficient size.
We lost the power last night, so we spent the whole time storm cocking each other instead, by candlelight.
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Incredible metalcore band from the 845 area of new york
Awake the Storm kicked my ass last night... and I loved it.
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To leave work suddenly without warning, or cause, or simply, to not show up at all.
“Hey you didn't show up for work, are you “Storming off?’”
“He came in for about five minutes, then decided to ‘Storm off’ for the rest of the day.
blame·storm·ing (blām-stôr-mĭng)
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1. Group session intended to determine responsibility (or blame) for a problem.
2. Method for passing fault onto another.
3. Usually entails ignoring any search for solutions.
"The current deficit and impending closure of businesses will survive the ongoing blame-storming, but the company will not."