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The same as cock blocking, only with women.
We were making out in the back room and Ashley kept twat swatting.
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A SWAT Raid is when you and everyone else in the house are awake, except for one person. You and everyone else stack up against the wall, have 2-3 others go into either the closet or some other doored-off room connected to the room where the sleeper is sleeping (for instance, a bathroom connected to the bedroom) and have them synchronize with you. Once everyone is ready, give them Nerf Guns, or, if you're sadistic, Airsoft Guns and shout "SWAT RAID, HANDS UP!" And have the SWATTERS hiding within the room pop in with the main group outside the door. Then, as you wake the sleeper, start unloading your ammo on him. A good swat raid usually ends with everyone's weapon empty, and a shitload of welts on the victim.
Steve: Why is Bob so pissy today?
Mike: OH GOD it was great, we pulled a swat raid on his lazy ass...
Steve: Now that's fucked up.
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A game played predominantly in the 1930's to 1940's, in which white young males would obtain a broom, a car, and commute to the closest ghetto. Upon arival they would attempt to use the broom to swat a coon (black male or female) while driving by.
If the broom was dropped, the car would be stopped, and the swatter must then obtain the broom, typically leading to problems with the swatted coon.
Mike almost got shot playing swat-a-coon last night, but the cops showed up just in time to arrest, and swat (with nightclubs) the coon.
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When a female maliciously prevents another female from getting it on with a guy she is interested in to have him for herself.
Did you see what Amanda did? She totally Twat Swatted Kristin so she couldn't hook up with him!
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Relies heavily on the element of surprise. While a significant other is on the toilet taking a #2, the man waits quietly outside the door and pulls it (ie. loads the gun). When the time is right, the man busts open the door and lets it go all over the helpless deuce dropper. Classic!
Hey Larry!
What?
I SWAT Teamed Agnes while she was taking a dump!
Right on man!
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a sexual maneuver where you send one to the front door as a distraction while seven go storming in the back door. clearly, this requires high finger dexterity in order to fully utilize the element of surprise.
(one at front) *tap tap tap* ... *tap tap tap*
(seven at back) "SWAT TEAM, MOTHERFUCKER!"
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Verb- To Bee Swat, Holding up your hands and moving them back and forth in rapid succsesion.
Noun- The act of bee swat(ing)
I did the bee swat at the Awfle Waffle show last night... it was crazy...
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