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the mf music industry
the craziest most productive woman this planet has ever seen
cats
a: hey look, it’s taylor swift!
b: you mean the music industry?
b: btw, go stream red (taylor’s version)
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Taylor Swift is a 24 year old Singer who writes a lot of breakup songs (to most people that is). However, she has written more non-breakup songs than breakup songs.
Examples of non-breakup songs: Ronan, Mean, Safe and Sound, Eyes Open, Long Live, 22, Stay Beautiful, Innocent, The Lucky One, Lucky You, Never Grow Up, Sweeter Than Fiction ect.
Examples of breakup songs: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Picture To Burn, Better Than Revenge, Sad Beautiful Tragic ect.
Examples of non-breakup love songs: Sparks Fly, Love Story, You Belong With Me, Ours, Our Song, Mary's Song(Oh My My), Jump Then Fall, Starlight, Enchanted ect.
Taylor Swift I sweet celebrity who comments on her fans pages. She has recently given dating advice and stuff like that to two girls. She loves having little "Single Girls" parties with her Best Friends.
Taylor Swift stops in the street to give autographs to fans and take pictures with them. She once bought pizza for her fans who were crowding this street waiting for her.
Taylor has not dated a guy for a bit more than two years now.
Person: Oh my God, all the songs that Taylor Swift writes are breakup songs. She's such a whore for dating so many guys that I can't even count them using my fingers and toes.
Swiftie: Aww, sweetie, you must be missing thirteen fingers and toes in total because Taylor only dated 7 guys and she has written a lot more song that aren't breakup songs to breakup songs.
Person: ...Sorry...
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The act of dragging one's ass across the floor of a strange location with their pants around their ankles. Sometimes accompanied with the yelling of "O Long Johnson," if anyone is actually seen doing this they must be a HARDCORE South Park fan.
"I would've been more impressed if he interrupted the debate by Taylor Swifting." - Rick Santorum
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The chopping off of one's penis.
I killed myself thanks Taylor Swift
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A white female pop star, who looks like an average white blonde skinny girl,
Sings average but makes it up with really good lyrics, better than much of the pop music nowadays.
Shady and a lil petty but has a really good relationship with her fans
People tend to say everyone hates her and that she is over but her career is still doing pretty good, considering her new album sold 1.1 million copies in 3 days, in the US alone.
Person 1: Taylor Swift is such a snake! She is over
Person 2: sure, but she is still selling more albums than your fave
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The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.
Laura: Hey, did you do the homework?
Isabelle: No. I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
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We pay respects to those who have suffered and passed away, due to the incurable Taylor Swift disease.
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