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When you have diarrhea real bad, then you take a huge shit, but don't wipe. After that you titty fuck your girl leaving a skidmark down her stomach.
After I had a bad case of the taco shits, I fucked those big ol titties, tallahassee trail blazer style.
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A sexual position, normally done in a group setting in which"the fountain " rolls onto his(or her) shoulders with there ass in the air and proceed to excrete liquid shit into the air like a fountain while there are multiple guys lay on there backs and beat off in the poo rain.
"Did you end up going to sandy's place last weekend?" "Yeah man, it was pretty brutal " "oh yeah, get lucky? , "No. Ended up being a Tallahassee Sausage Orchestra , worst damb night of my life"
A very toothsome blowjob, very toothy on the downstroke, mainly given by Taylor Swift fans.
I mean…the date was going awesome…then she gave me a Tallahassee Cheese Grater and now it hurts to pee, man!
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When you are giving it to her from behind and just before you cum you pull out and cum on her head and the headboard with a marvelous double tap cumshot!
I'm not good at goodbyes so I gave her the Tallahassee double tap and a twinkie.
When you take a frozen waffle, roll it around a stick of butter, and heat up syrup to use as lube, then go to town on that pussy. (Eating the waffle is optional, come adds flavor)
Person 1: “Hey have you tried waffle housing yet?”
Person 2: “Hell yeah, she loves the Tallahassee Waffle House!!! We are goin for round two tonight man.”
When two adults take part in respectable, consensual sexual intercourse.
"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."
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Vodka + Any flavor of La Croix sparking water
What are you drinking tonight?
Girl, you know I stay drinking my Tallahassee Slut Water! Tonight it's pamplemousse.