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A combination of semen, period blood, and yeast infection residue. That attaches to ones pubic regiona after sexual intercourse in Flint, Michigan.
Ethans Tarzan crust cut his hand while he tried to masters with his tears.
An ape man who wound up in Africa from England, was assigned Viscount, raised by apes, and is able to literally swing on vines using his bum-cheeks holding the bottom.
That begs the question...
Was Tarzan ever chaste before he met Jane? Or was he clappin’ them gorilla cheeks? 👏🏼💋💋💋
A fictional character who is better than Sebastian Michalis.
Someone who doesn’t let go of their bf/gf till they have another in their hand, as is swinging from vine to vine.
A: "my current girlfriend decided to leave her then-boyfriend for me."
ten months later
A: "my ex-girlfriend left me for some other guy"
B: "She's a tarzan. She doesn’t let go of one vine till she has the other in her hand.
The newest racial slur for black people just dropped!
*distant beep heard from fire alarm*
"Tarzan replace your fucking batteries"
Referring to a man typically, but not always, with long hair; in particular referring to his long dick.
Somebody who is extremely stupid, or willing to do anything that you ask of them no matter how dangerous it may seem.
Did you see Clay jump off of that bridge? He is such a tarzan.