Bert McCracken

walking perfection

Bert McCracken is beautiful.

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Bert Boy

-Reference to Bert from Sesame Street, where he is depicted of being lame and a "party pooper".

-When some one is being lame

*At a loud bar"
"Come on Danny i'm trying to go home!"
"Shut up Paul you're being a Bert boy!"

Bert McCracken

from what i have seen of him he looks like a realy cool guy and fucking his leg whats with you peeps and your dirty minds

i cant waight till the next show!!!

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Bert McCracken

the singer of the best band ever... yeah i'd want to hump his leg too... hes so fucking hot

i love bert.... hes so fucking hot

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Bert Syndrome

n. The characteristic of having a single eyebrow across the forehead, much like the Sesame Street character Bert. Also known as unibrow.

Nick wouldn't be a bad looking guy if he'd only do something about his Bert Syndrome. Can't he get it waxed or threaded or something?

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bert mccracken

The only person that can pull of the greasy hair and still look hot as all hell! I mean, wow, look at him! Get real chickie... We all wanna do more than just hump his leg, I could say more but I probably shouldn't! Mmmm.. Bert!

I could fuck Bert all night and his greasy hair wouldn't bother me. LOL

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bert mccracken

hmmmmm...... I wonder if Bert swings both ways? i'll ask him WHEN I SEE THE USED!!!!!!!!!! ANUS

bert: very hot guy!

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