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mountain dew and jim beam mixed drink served in a martini glass.often topped with an olive and stirred with a used syringe or whatever garbage might be laying around at the time. Native drink to lowlifes and derelicts from the greater Keansburg, New Jersey area.
Those derelicts were drinking Keansburg martinis and spitting them on each other when they got arrested by the Keansburg police for jumping off the floodgates naked. What a bunch of scums.
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A sexual act likely performed with a hooker, stripper or some bar slut you just brought home with you.
Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.
Hey guys, lets pick up a hooker or two. Round of Dirty martinis on me!
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swimmers in a vermouth-coated martini glass, the preferred cocktail of cocky cockmongers
Winston Churchill was known for his affinity for dry cum martini, which he made by affixing pornography (Shakespearian sonnets in fancy typography) to a bottle of vermouth as he ejaculated. Some say he just liked cumming into a martini glass.
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Drinking a martini out of a woman's snizz, then snorting a line off the pubic bone where hair used to be
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Get yourself a cheap ass beer. PBR is the norm around these parts, but any will do. Add some olives. Voila, you've got a Reno Martini. Sometimes also called a Sun Valley Martini by people who delude themselves into thinking the city of Reno itself is any better than Sun Valley. . .laughable, at best.
You: I'll take a Reno Martini, please.
Bartender at swanky LA bar: What the hell is that?
You: Child, if you don't know, you just haven't spent enough time in the 775.
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The female version of a fist pumper AKA the guido. Often found in the popular nightclubs/bars. The type of girl who is usually wearing 18 pounds of makeup and clothing that looks like she was poured into them. While dancing, they will almost always be spotted with an alcoholic drink in hand, and taking ridiculous pictures to put up on their Myspace the next day. No need for GHB gentlemen, this is an easy lay.
Damn, look at this Martini Shaker, if her skirt was any shorter I'd see something winking at me.
The final shot of film for a production day on a movie set sometimes. Heralded people in the cast and crew drinking a martini or three
We didn't get our Martini shot till 3am.then a bunch of us went out for breakfast and didn't get in till 6 in the morning.