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Patrick is a kind hearted person with nothing but love in his heart for others often Patrick is looked to to settle arguments and keep everyone calm. Patrick is known for never being in a single argument in his life some say this is because it's obvious Patrick is always right and I agree known first and foremost as the best hurler in the world Patrick is a real champ.
Oh my god it's Patrick.
Patrick your such a sweetheart.
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Patrick has a certain smile that just warms your heart and it’s so adorable and cute. If you ever meet a Patrick he is definitely a keeper they are active, sweet, smart and he always is ready to take charge never nervous of asking you out.
Friend 1-“Hey did you talk to Patrick today?”
Friend 2-“ Yea you should’ve seen his smile it was soooooo cute!!!”
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The fucking sexiest man alive. Loves Panera bread. The only guy who will wear nothing but Breifs at a sleepover.
Me “hey Patrick how bout u put your pants back on and we go to Panera bread?”
Patrick “FUCK YA but isn’t it closed at 1 in the morning?”
Patrick” and last time I maxed out both my dads credit cards!”
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Also referred to as Patricia is a A pea brained Starfish and usually hates cleaning. Patrick’s love to game. Patrick’s are amazing at sucking dick
Who’s that fish smelling guy?
It’s Patricia I mean Patrick, he’s a starfish
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Patrick. Is an all time gamer, loves cats and is unbelievably sweet, he normally has fluffy hair with blue/green eyes and a smile that can light up a whole room.
If you ever manage to befriend a Patrick, don't ever let them get hurt, and don't get on their bad side. If you wanna make them happy then give them a cat.
Person 1: who's that dude with the cat?
Person 2: oh that's patrick
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The act of licking someone's vagina recently (within 48 hours) after someone else has ejaculated into it.
"Yeah, he didn't know I banged his girl while he was out at sea, so when he got home and dropped on her, he was totally patricking."
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