Ralph is a really rich young man, who is 25 and still lives with his parents. He likes dark classical music, and has a feet fetish. Doesn't have a job, his parents give him some money every damn month. He is a really cool guy tough, really sweet, but really lazy. Works out a lot, has long, blonde hair and a mustache. Hates the Apple Company.
"Dude, you've been laying in there for hours, you look like a Ralph!"
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the act of wearing a Ralph Lauren polo shirt.
Note: The clothing must have the polo player on it.
Why is he ralphing at the football game?
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RALPH MACCHIO IS A VERY HOT ACTOR AND ALL THE IMMATURE PEOPLE THINK HE WAS ONLY HOT WHEN HE WAS YOUNG IN THE 80s AND 90s BUT HE IS STILL HOT, ADORABLE AND BEAUTIFUL. EVEN IF YOU DONT THINK 58 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT
1)HES STILL BEAUTIFUL
2)HE LOOKS 38.
IF YOU DONT THINK 38 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT RALPH IS STILL OBVIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL SO DONT SAY YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY HE CURRENTLY LOOKS YOU IMMATURE STUPIDS
Itβs that guy who was and still is very beautiful and hot, Ralph Macchio.
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1. (adjective) Mentally Ill
2. (adjective) Degenerate
βYeah, John had another one night stand and got the girl pregnant. Heβs a total douche, a real Ethan Ralph if ya know what I mean.β
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The Hottest guy to ever exist. Mostly more attractive in the 80s and 90s.
Wow that guy is almost hotter than Ralph Macchio.
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A really hot individual that's actually 58 but looks 30. Attractive Italian man present in the 80s-90s. Most people would've crushed on him at some point.
Ultimately, someone that 'takes your breath away'. Also really sweet in real life.
"Ralph Macchio is the Karate Kid."
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Ralph: I won! I won!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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