the American Italian Restaurant

Servings for nonItalian Americans:

noodles and tomatoe sauce with very bland seasonings that will not go against your religion- spegeti

pie' crust drenched in tomatoe sauce, barely any graded mozerella cheese so you can handle it - imitation "pizza" pie

dough rolls with a pinch of seasoning on them and just a touch a garlic - garlec knats

breaded with white man's oils and mozzerella in the middle - mazarela stickss

Get for real we don't care for non Italians.

In Italy - real italian food.

I went to the Olive Gardin the American Italian Restaurant to get some knock off imitation pizza and got constipated.

I went to the American Italian Restaurant and didn't realize the owner just moved here from Italy. The food was filled with so much spices it put me into shock and I forgot who and what I was.

2👍 8👎

-666/0 star restaurant

This is a really bad review rating when restaurant precook food to serve it fast. For instance a Coney Island may precook all the bacon they will use for tomorrow and have it sitting out all day 24 hours while they use the bacon they cooked the day before. And black junk get all over it. And lower the quality of all the food like this. Pizza places will leave made up pizza with no toppings out to make it fast. Make pizza horrible.

-666/0 star restaurant Is killing people with this old moldy food that’s not even cover or protected at all , they deserve prison time for this. Death penalty.

Time Cook 30 Restaurant

A restaurant that always cooks their food with a microwave, clicking Time Cook 30. Their food is usually frozen and Gordon Ramsay would never approve of it.

Man, that Mexican resurant was terrible! It was a Time Cook 30 restaurant for sure!

2👍 1👎

smart quick service restaurant

A quick service restaurant (QSR) applying innovative technology to facilitate more efficient operations while driving customer engagement.

That smart quick service restaurant is using interactive digital menu boards to visually engage with customers.

Eating At The Worst Reviewed Restaurant In My City

A stupid-ass fucking trend created by a YouTuber called PhillpSoloTv that many other stupid idiots tried to copy. Basically, in these YouTube videos, people go on Yelp to find their worst reviewed restaurant and read the reviews of that restaurant. Then, they actually go to that restaurant, and when they get there, they usually don’t film the outside of the restaurant because they “don’t want to give away the location or the name of the restaurant”. So they don’t film the outside of the restaurant for some odd fucking reason. Anyways, when they get inside the restaurant they order their food and when they eat their food, they claim that they found something in their food (like a hair or something) But it’s very obvious that they put it in there themselves just to get views. One video I watched someone found a cockroach in their food but it’s very obvious that they put it in there themselves. Some videos I watched they make us think the food is from the actual restaurant and they eat the food somewhere else (like a park or their house) but really, they made the food themselves. This shows how fucking stupid Youtubers can be.

The Eating At The Worst Reviewed Restaurant In My City is a fucking stupid trend!

5👍 2👎

Restaurant Mullet

When a bar/restaurant has loads of party at the front, and serious diners at the back.

Dude, I was at Bia LIC last night, there was a total restaurant mullet going on. Ever seen a waiter having to mosh carrying soup?

best restaurant ever

In N Out

In N Out is the best restaurant ever