sandwich

depending on the context, it can be defined as something good or something clearly bad.

in a good context:

dude, Greg's mom died. now we can finally play loud music and throw parties at his house. this is so sandwich!

in a bad context:

man all my online porn passes have been declined and now i am here trying to masturbate to The Golden Girls...this is so sandwich.

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sandwich

2 pieces of bread, cheese, meat, and condiments also know as a sammich or sammninja

Lets go have a sammninja

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the no sandwich

Starting in bed, when a girl is all playful "noo, i dont wanna have sex" but after some strategic maneuvering, you're all up in that and shes like "yesssss, yessss, oh god, yesss", but then the bitch gets all back to the "no" in court a few months later.

Yeah, she brought me to court for sexual assault and hit me with "the no sandwich". She swore to God both times...what a liar

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sandwich

An orgasm, termed as a sandwich because of mens tendency to have a sandwich after sex. To make a sandwich is to cause another to orgasm.

A - "Lets see whats on this station."
B - "Ummm.....what are those people doing dad?"
A - *switches station VERY fast* "Making each other sandwiches, what does it look like?"

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Sandwich

The unfortunate problem of getting sand caught in the anus area after a trip to the beach. The arse cheeks act as two slices of bread as the sand filling rapes holes in the person anus causing bleeding. Very common with sailors.

Mike waddled back to the car after a fumble on the beach with his est friends missus complaining of sandwich

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Sandwich

1. Something to do as a bonding exercise particularly when hungry. Quick and easy BUT also complex and diverse. To deprive great pleasure from making something so simple yet incredibly tasty.

2. To be standing on a beach when something remarkable happens that you always hoped for.

Damn...... Now that was a great sandwich.

We have never been as close as we are when we make sandwiches.

I love sandwiches more than I love life. If I can't have a sandwich I might as well die.

I can't believe that sandwish came true. Thank god for sandwishes

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sandwich

a whore. referencing "i am not a whore" by lmfao.

"most girls i meet are quite savage.
always trying to grab up on my package.
they say i look yummy and they want a taste.
but im a human not a sandwich."

We should call him sandwich.

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