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Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."
A bruise that is located at the back part of the foot below the ankle. An injuring mostly occurring to skateboarders that jumping off high platforms and landing on their feet without their skateboard.
I heard got major heel bruise from trying that gap yesterday.
If you wear Addidas socks with Vans, you're asking for heel bruise.
Bruises that occur with rough, wild sex. Grabbing, pulling, bighting (nibbling), ECT.
Baby I'm feeling frisky, I want to wake up with "dirty bruises"!
I want it so rough that I have "dirty bruises"!
To leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won't remove it.
Husband: I'm going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.
The bruises you get on your face when you go down on a woman and give her such a powerful orgasm she squeezes your face with her inner thighs like it's in a vice. The bruises you get are thigh bruises.
Jeff ate at the Y so well, he got thigh bruises.
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The purple or pink hematoma left by Clint Eastgoode's cock hitting your cheek.
That hit Sandy received last night left a sah-weet mushroom bruise!
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when riding ones bike and the seat hits ones taint, the area between the genitals and asshole, resulting in a bruise.
Rhonda was riding her bike today and had to go the doctor because she got a taint bruise.
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