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towel call

A cry or call used to summon a towel to oneself.

"I'm wet and need a towel to dry myself. GEBEEBAH! GEBEEEEHBAH!"

by prolific8 February 16, 2005

62๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Towel the Door

The action of placing a towel on the floor (under the door) to cover the gap left between the bottom of the door and the floor. This will prevent any smells (like those created by the burning of illegal drugs) from escaping the room and contaminating common areas.

"Towel the door" can also be used as a command to someone telling them to do the action previously described.

If your gonna smoke, just stick a towel under your door and use a fan to blow the smoke out the window.

Kelly: Towel the door, bitch so this dank shit doesn't stink up the hallway.

Dan: Why don't you just use a sploof.

Kelly: Your a dumbass, you have to use a sploof in conjuction with febreeze, a fan, and toweling the door.

by kannabis kid July 15, 2010

79๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass towel

A used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like ass.

I took two showers today, I got burned on an ass towel.

by gunshow February 12, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


towel fetish

A sexual obsession with towels. People with towel fetish love the feeling of towels on their body. Yes, it's a thing, just not as common.

My friend has a towel fetish.. Every now and then he gets in the bathtub with lots of soft towels while naked

by TubaJoe May 14, 2015

20๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Memorial Towel

A memorial towel is the towel or other clothing item that is used to wipe away ejaculates and bodily fluids from one another after sexual intercourse. A memorial towel can be used repeatedly, to the point of disgusting crustyness, but this neglectful and lazy habit is frowned upon by the lady having semen wiped off of her vagina and buttcheeks.

a memorial towel is not always a towel. sometimes, it becomes necessary to sacrafice a sock to avoid getting bodily fluids on your other more visible clothing. sometimes, theres nothing else around but an old T shirt that gets continually and conveniently thrown behind the bed. sometimes, youre barefoot and wearing comfortable cotton pants so you decide it will be ok to use your underwear and just freeball for the duration of your downtime.

man, I had to use my awesome unicorn T shirt as a memorial towel last night

by grombelphegor February 4, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Food Towel

A towel that is used to cover your lap while eating and work in a PC, playing a video game, watching television etc. It is part bib, part washcloth, and keeps food off the furniture and your hands clean.

Damn that food towel came in handy while wolfing down that bucket of KFC and playing FFXI on my laptop.

Dufus, you got gravy all over the TV remote. Where the hell is your food towel!

by Korva August 29, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


bowel towel

Toilet paper

Juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

24๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž