vaccine shopping

the desire to only be vaccinated with a certain vaccine that one considers superior

I am a little skeptical about this whole vaccine thing, I will be waiting a bit, vaccine shopping if you will.

mrna vaccine

something that doesn’t work, and is also becoming a mandate to go into a grocery store

Democrats: YOU MUST GET THE MRNA VACCINE COVID VACCINE IN ORDER TO BUY FOOD OR WORK!!!! IF YOU DO NOT GET IT THEN YOU WILL BE HOMELESS AND YOU CANNOT BUY FOOD!

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H1N1 vaccine

The biggest public fear since crop circles. A 6 hour line up with a pain in your arm at the end. Possibly hidden population control. The best way to start a war and loose friends is by debating the validity of this vaccine on facebook, my-space, etc....

~cough ~ I think I got a bad H1N1 vaccine. ~cough cough~ Dude, there's not pig blood in that siring is there?? ~cough cough~

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Trump Vaccine

Erases all memories of the last four years

I signed up for the Trump Vaccine on January 20th. Naturally, it will be a pain in the ass.

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bullshit vaccine

An imaginary vaccine that inoculates an individual from succumbing to derisive conspiracy theories, propagating political disinformation and ascribing to novel, ineffective COVID treatments that do more harm than good.

Hey, did you hear that urine therapy, oleandrin, hydroxy chloroquine, ivermectin and demon sperm can KILL COVID and ALL variants?
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.

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666-Vaccinated

The devilish term sarcastically used by brainwashed Fox News viewers and diehard Trumpublican evangelicals, or by those who only watch right-wing media channels, for a “vaccine passport,” which these anti-vaxxers would need if they wished to fly to countries that only welcome immunized passengers.

Guesstimate how many 666-vaccinated documents would be issued in the United States in 2021.

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Vaccine Hesitant

Colloquial term for "anti-vaxxer."

Ironically, the people who are vaccine hesitant are the ones who bitch about covid restrictions and how mask mandates being a violation of their personal liberties. Want them to end and get back to normal? Then get a fucking shot in the arm!

Vaccine hesitant people prefer to spend money on a counterfeit vaccine card and get charged with federal crimes instead of saving themselves and others with a free vaccine. What a bunch of morons.

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