Mexican Viagra

(V) Rubbing a pepper on your penis when you got no viagra for a burning sensation. Often done before sex during a desperate struggle to get an erection.

"I was about to get laid and couldnt find any pills so i took a Mexican Viagra."

"Dude thats desperate"

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viagra-needer

A poorly drawn retarded stick man with a big right foot and a small cock, and he always runs around with "I NEED VIAGRA" next to his head, and in his movies, he often gets into a big problem, with his movies abruptly ending with scribbles covering the screen over a loud fart.

The viagra-needer needs viagra.

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Viagra antidote

Something that acts the opposite of Viagra.
1. An ugly woman.
2. Your wife after putting on a bunch of pounds and/or years.
3. When you're having sex and she says or does something to kill the mood.

Damn is she ugly... a real Viagra antidote, man!

He: "oh, yeah... almost there, baby!"
She: "remember you said you'd paint the kitchen tomorrow" or "hurry up, my TV show is on"
He: "crap, forget it, you just gave me a Viagra antidote"

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liquid viagra

jagermeister and redbull drink mmmmmmmmmmm

liquid viagras get me all kids of fucked up

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pandas and viagra

Used to describe a completely random event and/or situation; can be used to break the awkard silence after such an event for a humorous effect.

Dude 1: "Hey check out all these hot chicks. Which one's hotter?"
Dude 2: "I like eggs."

***Akward moment of silence***

Dude 3: "That's more random than pandas and viagra."

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Viagra Hangover

A younger male engages in sexual activity with an older woman for an extended period of time.

I was up 'til 3am screwing that old bitch, and now i've got a viagra hangover.

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viagra moment

I straight or gay male who drinks to much and has to hit on every person with a pulse he sees. Super horny

Why is ricky with that ugly woman. Hes having a "viagra moment".

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