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The type of spam I get in my e-mail box every day.
*reads e-mail* "Free Generic V.iagra",
"Online Pharmacy", "Can't get it up?", "Get V I A G R A and Phentermine Online!"
The weird thing is, is that I'm not a male.
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Have you ever wanted to bone your girlfriend but your dick is too damn floppy? Well look no further! With viagra, you can get your dick as hard as a diamond. Even the Bohr's hardness scale would make it an eleven. Viagra can help you: at the store, at home, at your parents houses, at school, or even in front of your mother. You can even play fetch with your dog! Now go-- your grandmother is awaiting your newly bonified dick.
Viagra's side effects include rectum bleeding cancer death is god real ass rape and std and a big, black COCK!!!
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a dish sold at I Love Sushi. Yes its on the menu, I shit you not.
After ordering viagra at I Love Sushi, I had to use two hands instead of one.
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n. the infamous erection pill for men who can't get it up (either due to old age or their spouse); see also: Bob Dole
I mixed Viagra with Ecstasy (a.k.a. trail mix) and my penis fell off
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Something that men use to increase sexual pleasure and the ability to achieve an erection.
Viagra overdosing can cause a great pain in the penis for days before it starts to crack and fall off, like an old statue.
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Steroids for your penis.
Got a weak wiener? Take some Viagra!
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Registered Trademark - sildenafil citrate, a phosphodiesterase-5 inhibitor first clinically tested for the treatment of angina due to its blood vessel expanding properties. In clinical trials, erections resulted as an unforseen side effect and seeing the potential profit, it was later FDA approved and marketed for this purpose.
It is usually recommended to take Viagra 30 minutes prior to anticipated sexual activity.
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