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a ghost writer is what 50 cent needs to prepare for a "freestyle" becoz that is how rediculously pathetic n talentless he is
even Jin is better than 50 ... fitty has more than one ghost writers, i dont know that for a fact but i would bet on it 4 sho'!!
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A Virus Writer is a type of human trash that spends their free time creating computer viruses that hurt millions and even billions of people worldwide. Their goal is to create a computer virus that causes so much damage; that the news talks about the event; then the Virus Writer gets Bragging Rights. So they cause millions of people's computers to crash and die. They cause companies to lose millions of dollars in lost revenue; that is then past onto the ordinary consumer to help recoup those lost costs. All so these pieces of trash can brag to some people that most likely they never met offline. Computer Viruses come in several form; ranging from just a simple Annoyance, to completely destroying computers and servers, even to identity Theft. Virus Writer tend to be weak, pathetic, computer nerds. People too pathetic to commit a crime in person. So instead of offering the world something great; some brand new unique idea; or form of help. Virus Writers end up causing the world to be just that one step closer to being Hell On Earth. Some Conspiracy Theories revolve around the idea that the bulk of viruses are created by companies that directly profit from creating systems aimed to stop the damage caused by computer viruses (Anti-Virus/Firewall/Spyware Detectors/Ect). Because without the threat of viruses and hackers, these companies have no business to profit from. Most computer viruses are created from viruses that have already been created in the past. The writer just gets a hold of an old virus that was successful in causing all types of damage; then they just modify it a bit to fit their new needs. A lot of Virus Writer are children and teens. The instruction of Computer Repair and Programming are very common in schools today. So the threat from computer viruses is not only, (NOT) going to die down, it is going to get much, much worse as these children and teens explore a field that was once limited to only a handful of computer savvy users. And seeing as both children and teens don't yet have a very well established sense of what these types of viruses can do; this only adds fuel to the fire. Virus Writer are no longer content with causing problems with computers; they are moving more and more into PDA's and Cell Phones. As these devices become more common; scum bags see a new way to harass and hurt people. The very popular iPhone PDA has already started to fall under attack from these types of virtues. Companies like Microsoft envision a persons automobile and house one day being controlled remotely by computers. The idea is that the owner can control Lights, TV's, Alarms, ect using software and a PDA. If this comes to be, Virus Writers will surely follow suit with new ways created chaos. Maybe even crashing a server that controls an entire house or automobile. So until Virus Writers are forced to face much more severe consequences for their actions; the rest of us will continue, AS ALWAYS, to suffer due to the acts of these criminals.
I wish I could travel through a computer monitor. Then I could beat the ever loving S**T out of that scum bag Virus Writer who crashed my secondary hard drive!! $150 wasted because some piece of trash thought it would be funny to create a computer virus! God, please give me this 1 gift! Pretty Please!!!
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A GhostWriter is a person who writes lyrics or songs for other artists and rappers. This is what I do i am a Professional Ghostwriter my name is Lil Mac. Ghostwriters are a huge help to artists. I actuly write for som1cant mention who that is signed by Universal Records and Warner Brothers Productions. Also Kanye West who is a huge hit uses a ghostwriter. me i charge $75.00 per song but most ghostwriters charge around $500.00-$1000.00!!! But people who have the money do it and somtimes its ok. Not all singers/artists are good at writing lyrics. thats where ghostwriters like me come in. If u wanna be an artist u can be Email and ill help u out with the lyrics! I also have connections with people you wouldnt beleive. so if u have what it takes im here for ya!
1: Kanye West had a Ghost Writer write the song "Stronger".
2: The amazing Ghost Writer Lil Mac wrote the song "How I Ride"
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The food, snacks or drinks writers consume during their peaks of writing skills. This is often crackers and cheese, coffee and Kraft Dinner.
It can often result in malnutrition and is usually the result of not wanting to leave the laptop at risk of losing face.
"You look so skinny Jenny."
"I know I've been consuming only Writer's Food."
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When a piece of writing is sooo good it gives you a boner, erection, chubby, woody, etc.
I was writing my auto-biography, it was so good it gave me writer's cock!
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The annoying lump left handed people get on the right of their left middle finger after writing too much.
Righty: Hey, what's that weird lump on your finger?
Lefty: Oh, that's just my writer's lump.
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An imaginary non-existant concept designed to help writers feel less guilty when they lack the mental capacity to write well for a certain time period. The real reason for this temporary lack of creativity is usually one of the following: distraction, health problems, lack of focus, laziness, or sometimes just the basic idea of writer's block can scare a writer into actually getting it.
Friend: Dude, your eyes are red, your hair is messy, the vain in your neck is throbbing and youve got that nervous twitch again!
Writer: I had writer's block! i was up all night trying to finish the chapter/script/copy but im just not able to do it! Whats going on with me??!!!!!
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