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A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.
Green: Normal day, serves regular menu
Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu
Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)
"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"
"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"
When you pat yourself on the back, despite rattling on incoherently.
Biden gave himself a Georgia Waffle House after the debate last night
A shorter name for the Tallahassee Waffle Housing.
Person 1: “Have you tried the Tallahassee Waffle House yet?”
Person 2: “Absolutely, Waffle Housing is amazing!”
A place worse than hell, people will urge you to go, but do not. Waffle House is not a restaurant. It is a punishment.
"GOD PLEASE NOT WAFFLE HOUSE, ANYWHERE ELSE, I'LL GO TO FUCKING STEAK N' SHAKE!!"
Verb:
The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.
My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.
worker: welcome to waffle house we are currently in a nuclear crisis but we're still serving you.
person: waffle
What happens behind the Waffle House, stays behind the Waffle House.
I'm going to take this lady of the night behind the Waffle House.