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When a Male contorts his genitals into the form of different objects such as animals or food items.
i.e. the bat wing, the wrist watch, the pelican, the snail, the hamburger, the hot dog, the baby kangaroo, etc.
Me: dude, i spent in hour in front of the mirror today making Wiener Puppets.
You: Wiener what?
Me: Wiener Puppets! Its like origami, but for your dick!
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Any person or group of peoples (in any lower age group than the speaker) who have a maturity level that is equal to, or less than an average turnip.
"Those damned Wiener-Kids! Always fighting about stupid shit!"
"The Wiener-Kids have all decided it's cool to wear their pants backwards..."
"I HATE WIENER-KIDS DAMMIT!"
"Arguing for arguments sake is such a Wiener-Kid thing to do."
"F*cking Wiener-Kids"
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Two guys that have had sex with the same girl.
You've had sex with Elliott and I've had sex with Elliott, we need to stick together, we're wiener cousins!
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This is the cleaned up highly edited version of my original post that was rejected by editors possibly because of mild cuss words.
A. A breed of dog known as the Dachshund. It comes in both standard and miniature sizes. Their coats range from shorthair to longhair. Some are aloof to strangers and save their love for their owners. If socialized properly they will be very friendly to most BUT NOT ALL STRANGERS.
B. An affectionate term used by dachshund owners due to the breed looking like a hot dog on a bun.
C. Sometimes used as a derogatory term by people who don't like this breed of dog.
D. A word that makes former dachshund haters angry. These people are worse than former cat haters and are very defensive of this breed.
A man who formerly hated dachshunds is seen walking a female longhaired miniature dachshund down the street. The dog is strutting because she is proud of her new owner, loves him tremendously, and in dog language is saying "Look at us." "This is my new human and I love him."
The owner meets up with his friends. They start needling him. The one says " Yer old lady got a wiener dog and now she is MAKING you walk." " You have turned in to a pathetic wuss."
The man picks up the Idiot who made that remark by the lapels of his shirt and has his feet dangling in the air." The dachshund has flipped from happy to angry and is nipping at the victims heels. The dachshund owner says " First off you will NO call my dachshund a wiener dog again." Secondly I just had an argument with me wife." " We were arguing because she wanted to walk the dog and I wanted to walk her too." Third off you (Censored) do you ever wonder why you are 50 years old and can't keep a wife or a girlfriend for any length of time?"At that point the idiot finally makes the first right decision he's made in a long time. He apologizes. They have been friends for a long time and he does not want to hear what his friend thinks of his ability to keep a woman.
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To eat the green wiener is to die. Because everyone knows that meat that has turned green will kill you if you eat it.
I just got a call from the nursing home... Grandma finally ate the green wiener.
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The wiener hang is a wrestling move where you grab ahold of your opponents balls and pull down on them in order to gain advantage in a match.
The wrestler collapsed because his opponent gave em the ol wiener hang.
Excessive whining and complaining from a friend.
*friend starts complaining too much
"Hey stop being such a whiny wiener"
*break into song*
"Who's a whiny wiener?
She's a whiny wiener!
Who's a whiny wiener?
SHE'S A WHINY WIENER!"