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George Butler doesn’t get morning wood, he IS MORNING WOOD!!!
when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation
man, this is some great morning wood
When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)
Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.
I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.