The Tim

massive dick; rediculously large cock

my god your tim makes me wanna drop my pants and just get on you as fast as a jackrabbit on hot coles

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Tim

Tim is one of a kind. He is 40% cute , 60% handsome . He has handsome green eyes that makes you want to stare at it 24/7 and a cute smile that gives off good vibes. He's not good at playing guitar... HE'S REALLY REALLY SERIOUSLY GREAT AT PLAYING GUITAR🎸!!!. Tim is a funny guy. He's also good at telling bedtime stories and likes to take pictures of the moon . When Tim doesn't have work, he walks Lily, Daisy and Chloe in the neighbourhood or just play with them in the backyard; Tim also play video games (a lot) and probably the no.1 fan of Trivium. He also hang out with his friends whenever there is time.

Tim is smart, kind, caring, and a loving person. Winning a lottery is nothing when you already have a Tim in your life. He can make you smile, laugh and see the world in a whole new perspective. He knows how to appreciate little things and he knows how to listen and is also good at giving advise. Tim is amazing . He's the guy that every girl is looking for.

Frances: "Tim is the best guy I've ever met!!!"

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Tim

Tim is a very kind and chill guy. He is always making jokes, but if he needs to he can be serious. Tim is always blonde with irresistible blue eyes. He’s sometimes doing some shit but he does not mean it like that. He has one special friend who he can’t live without him. Mostly it’s a Jason. Tim gets sooner or later everything he wants. Tim is that kind of person, either you love him or you hate him. He’s a real kind of businessman. Sometimes his taste is kind a awkward, for example he likes smoking cigars or drinking a whiskey. That doesn’t mean he’s old fashioned, quite the reverse! He is a really sneaker head. Tim doesn’t like relationships, he’s the kind a guy to love, but he isn’t into relationships. There’s one thing you should never do to a Tim, and that is lying to him. If you’re a friend of Tim, and you get in trouble with somebody he’ll do everything to protect you even if he knows he has no chance. That’s also why you should start trouble with a guy like Tim or his friends. Usually he has a gun with him and is willing to use it. Tim is a real Juul addict. But if you have Tim as a lover, you’ll never get something even as good as him ever again. The best thing you could do is to be friends with Tim, he’s the most loyal friend you’ve ever had even if it sometimes doesn’t seem like that.

Jason: I’ll never get a friend like him again.
Max: Yeah he’s a true friend!

Kim: Tim is the best lover I’ve ever had!
Katja: What! You too?

Tim

a stupid or mentally slow person

I'm not playing with him, he's a total Tim.

8👍 1👎

Tim

A guy that likes petite fem boys

Bobby: “I’m only into petite fem boys”
Jimmy: “You’re a fucking Tim”

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Timming

The supreme level of flirting.

To Tim is to leave all women and even some men reeling in the wake of the event; even in everyday transactions. You won't even realise you've been timmed.

He gave her a good timming on the telephone and she submitted willingly to everything he desired. She had no clue she had been timmed, she had fallen under his magic spell.

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tim

Tims are amazing! Fairly intelligent, good looking, and interesting. They are always good listeners and despite their occasional trashiness you love them anyway.

Person 1: Hey did you see that new guy? I wonder what his name is?
Person 2: With those good looks he must be a tim!

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