window

1. The glass thing that you look through, and the birds run into

2. One of many of what I have opened right now (what this website is in.

1. Ouch! dang it, I ran into the fucking window.

2.I opened yahoo to hide my pr0n window

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The window

Right before you break up with your gf, you have sex with her one last time, doggystyle, in front of a window. Make sure she's looking out the window. You pull out momentarily and get a friend to take your place. You then walk outside where she's looking out the window and wave to her.

Haha, I gave my bitch the window!

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Windows

Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.

Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.

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windowed

Being fucked through a window.

I windowed her last night!!

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Window

A time when a person is able to poop.

"Oh my God, I've got a window to take a shit right now. Wait, nope. It just crawled back up. I'll have to wait for the next window to come around."

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Windows

A virus that people buy to make their computer "Run faster then Linux!".

I wasted $300 on Windows XP and it doesn't even work on my computer!

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windows

the computer cheap people buy. it sucks, is slow and insanely complex. science mags say macs are better. seriously.

sally: my windows kept crashing on me last night while i was trying to make a movie and simultaneously download from itunes
bob: thats because windows suck for anything visual or audio. buy a mac. conform!

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