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Howard Stern fan.
So nicknamed due to their blind devotion to Howard. They believe everything he says without question, even if it is a blatantly obvious lie.
me: Sirius satellite radio just reached 2 million subscribers
zombie: But Howard said they have 3 million, and they all signed up just to listen to him
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When you ejaculate into both of your partners eyes and they walk around your house like a zombie looking for a towel.
I tagged both this ho's peepers with my jizz and she did the zombie all over my crib!
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1)A mindless individual, we all know them. Usually they're the smart-ass kids who sit in front of you, the dumb-ass kids who sit behind you, or the kids who dont give a shit who sit somewhere inbetween.
2)democrat
The zombie who voted before me voted straight democrat.
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A woman or man who does absolutely nothing during sexual intercourse.
God damn it Susan stop being a fucking zombie!
Ugh... Betty was a zombie last night.
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A sex term. To tear a pussy apart leaving at "Zombie like". A common misconception is that the pussy rises from the dead and attacks the male, however that is not true because the male's mouth is ready for any challenge the pussy throws at it.
Friends: What were you doin last night bro
Me: I Zombie-d the shit outta that girls pussy dawg
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A cognitive-impaired person, on high dosage anti-depressants. Fear of edges is not unusual due to hallucinations; making breakfast in the morning presents several previously unforeseen problems. Can usually be resolved by returning to a lower dosage.
Dude, did you see Luke the other day?! He was a complete zombie. He was telling me he was on 100mg - that shit's full on!
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Pronunciation: 'zahm-bee
One of the undead or the walking dead, an animated soulless corpse controlled by a voodoo deity. This state of being can come about due to prolonged exposure to kibitzing hoydens, hypocritical robots, and excessive sweating from time spent in the heat. Often a result of a strenuous marching band routine.
Dude, Brian has become such a zombie from all that marching band practice, just listen to him!
(Monotone voice and expressionless face)
"Float 16 hold 4 sir."
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