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Bukkake Ambush will make you a man; The act of ejactulation over the female species, by surprise. Some call it ninja, others call it sexual assault.
"Hey bro, did you see me bukkake ambush that chick over there?"
"Yeah bro, you got her right in the eye!"
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when an acquaintance you haven't seen for a long time greets you by name but you don't have time to remember their name
also name ambush is a name for a pig-game
Joe: "Hi, Andy. How have you been?"
Andy: "Er...Hi. Good. How about YOU?"
Sarah: "Andy, you've just been name ambushed."
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A sign of bromantic affection or a practical joke where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs his family jewels so hard he defecates in his pants!
"Dude! I was down in the lobby and just saw a big guy just jump on this AZN dude's back and grab his nuts! The AZN was so freakin scared he shit his pants!"
"No way! He Unicorn Ambushed that slope!"
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When something truly horrifying happens out of the blue, completely destroys you and wrecks your image. The only way a Ambush Beetle can be stopped is with a well timed INCINERATE (!), which in turn can be countered by a Mark of Asylum.
*Giant Ambush Beetle crawls out of drain*
Jake: OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD, GIANT AMBUSH BEEETLE!
Chris: ... SHIT!
Jake: FUCKFUCKFUCK!
Chris: Right, let's just pray it doesn't have a Mark of Asylum :(
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(noun) Nighttime outing and fundraising attempt mainly practiced at the collegiate level by the criminally eccentric type young men almost always of which are of the troublemaker persuasion, with diminished financial opportunities wherein they procure, meaning probably steal several cans of soup—bigger the can the bigger the crack—and these implements are then placed in a pillowcase (also probably stolen). The future felon then takes this crude get-rich-quick device with them out into the night on campus. The hopeful attacker then crouches or lurks in the shadows of campus, oftentimes a parking is preferable, and when he locates a target worthy of dispatching the attacker then springs on their victim striking them with a vicious and powerful blow to the victim’s head with the pillowcase of soup cans. Like gravity the victims falls bleeding and unconscious from the blow. The enterprising bludgeoner then fleeces and rifles through the victim’s person, relieving their victim of any and all monies and valuables of which can be hocked or traded oftentimes for drugs and such.
‘Fuck being broke’ thought Jordy, it was dark outside on campus and it was time to get paid—get paid, as Jordy snatched several cans of soup from his just as cruel and perverted roommate, Nikki, who inquired with a knowing grin, “Where ya going with all my soup in that pillowcase, Jordy, gonna try and take another swing at a smack-down, take -money soup-can ambush?”
“Mind your own business, go play with yourself, somebody’s got to bring home the bacon in this here dorm and you aren’t making any efforts” Jordy spat, leaving with Nikki’s cans of soup in his pillowcase into the night in hopes of braining them by surprise and then relieving them of their cash. Jordy’s palms were sweating.
A term/meme originally coined on The Friend Society Forums. That has spread to other forums.
1. When a pornographic movie unexpectantly becomes a beastiality movie by the introduction of an animal at the point when the viewer is usually fully aroused, often to the disgust and dismay of the viewer.
2. When a male animal is introduced into a pornographic movie, often taking the female actress engaged by complete surprise.
3. When one is viewing a pornographic website and is unexpectedly exposed to questionable or relatively disgusting or unarousing material.
4. Any unexpected boner killing material found in a pornographic movie or website.
The term is used as an expression of surprise and disgust.
I was viewing this porn site once and it was full of really hot girls, then all of a sudden, BAM, ambush horse cock!
That ambush horse cock totally killed my boner!
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when your phone rings and instead of it being the person you expect, it is that person along with 5 other people who want to get into a lengthy conversation about a given topic.
"man, the other day I was shopping for socks and TJ Maxx and I got ambush conference called."
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