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on it like a car bonnet
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a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines to be in hot pursuit of either a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating)
b) for a civilian in search of new unplanned adventure in the great outdoor wilderness.
c) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).
d) to be in the middle of doing something important
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:
officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?
officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael, on it like a car bonnet; i don't think we should be disturb him (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine. I hope they become a cute little couple, lol.
officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster. Hang on partner, let me call me my wifey, tell her aqbout Michael and his big fish.
officer b): don't call your wife with such nonsense, you buckwheat brains; she may be on it like a car bonnet, probably playing bingo with her girlfriends or whatever.
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A personal 'pet peeve.' Someting that irks you.
A bee in my bonnet is the general lack of knowledge regarding classic literature.
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When a strap-on, angled 15 degrees to the left, is mounted on the forehead of any authority figure and then used to penetrate any orifice of the human body. Usually followed by the infamous Viking Bronze Hammer.
Those who propagate the Non-Euclidean Sun Bonnet are oft referred to as 'Bonneteers'.
Bitch came back from work late, so I stuck her with the Non-Euclidian Sun Bonnet and followed it up with a Viking Bronze Hammer. This was all, of course, after I kicked her down the stairs.
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I am working very hard on developing some stuff.
(One's intonation will effect the exact meaning of this... i.e.:)
1. I am overwhelming the issue by investing WAY to much time and energy into it... like WAY too much butter on a muffin.
2. I am doing a CRAPPY job at this... just as blue bonnet is a crappy margarine substitute.
3. I am doing a skimpy job because the job I would do would be crap anyways... just like blue bonnet should be used sparingly. Being crap.
1. "You gonna hit that bitch?" "Oh yeah... she be drunk... I'm ON IT like BLUE BONNET!"
2. "Hey, are you finished photocopying that deposition?" *uncaring* "Uh, yeah, I guess... *sigh* I'm on it.. like blue bonnet"
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a particular notion, especially a fantastic or eccentric one
I think he had a bee in his bonnet about the party (example of bee in one's bonnet)
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To 'get on it like a car bonnet' is used as a verb in modern day English to describe the action of becoming excessively inebriated under the influence of alcoholic substances in a very short space of time.
Tim: "Alrite mate, are you drinking tonight?"
Harry: "Yeaa mate, I'm going to get on it like a car bonnet!"
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A term used widely by South Africans to exclaim dismay at another road user or offensive person also threatening with violence to follow. Originated from the action of slamming your hands on a car’s hood (bonnet) to get the attention of the driver.
If you continue moving forward and hit my bike, I'll tap your bonnet.