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CARBON DIOXIDE FOR EVERYONE
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CARBON DIOXIDE FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU
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The satirical opposite of a carbon credit, purchased to deliberately add carbon dioxide to the atmosphere.
If I buy carbon debits, the flame of the collective rage of environmentalists will cause the global average temperature to rise.
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Dating between two people of dissimilar ages, generally an older man and a younger woman.
Did you see that old guy on her arm? I know she's desperate but I didn't think she'd sink to carbon dating.
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A cranky person at a social event. It can be plural for multiple cranky people at a social event.
What is up with the carbon pusses in the living room?
Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.
"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."
Diamond ring, as worm by a woman to announce to the world that some other dude (not you) is snacking on her goodies... look elsewhere, this one's infected
So I spy this mad hottie at the bat the other night. I'm just about to drop some game when I notice she's got a carbon tumor. I've got no playbook for married chicks!