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CARBON DIOXIDE FOR EVERYONE
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CARBON DIOXIDE FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU
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The satirical opposite of a carbon credit, purchased to deliberately add carbon dioxide to the atmosphere.
If I buy carbon debits, the flame of the collective rage of environmentalists will cause the global average temperature to rise.
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Dating between two people of dissimilar ages, generally an older man and a younger woman.
Did you see that old guy on her arm? I know she's desperate but I didn't think she'd sink to carbon dating.
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Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.
"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."
A cranky person at a social event. It can be plural for multiple cranky people at a social event.
What is up with the carbon pusses in the living room?
Diamond ring, as worm by a woman to announce to the world that some other dude (not you) is snacking on her goodies... look elsewhere, this one's infected
So I spy this mad hottie at the bat the other night. I'm just about to drop some game when I notice she's got a carbon tumor. I've got no playbook for married chicks!