child

A piece of property in which adults have complete control over until they either:
1. turn 18
2. buy their own housing
3. run away
aka a slave

I'm a child living in my parent's house therefore I'm a slave

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Childe

A term used for describing someones Inadequacy in a certain field.

Mike (dumbass): I neva Dun nuffen so shut up
Charles (A* student in English): Mike, your grammar is quite simply appalling, compared to me you are but a Childe.

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Child

Spawn of Satan, Reincarnation of Lucifer, dumb fucks, insult.

None needed, thats what they are.

"You are such a chidl."

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child

One of those pathetic death things of about 3 feet tall who comes to your door and demands airsol tuna. Alsoi their diet consists mainley of feet and other parts of small children things. Destened for death. Avoid these at all costs.

The child is sawing off your chin.

The child is going to eat you.

Oh no, the child has matches.

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Child

A great use as either a pillow or a football. Also a great flashlight

Hey bro you wanna go kick a child around?

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Child

Annoying piece of shit that can walk talk and eat.

You act like a child

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Child

A child is a Pearce of shit

I hate the child

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