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When something outrageous is said that needs to be ridiculed.
Frank: "What! You expect me to go out to the laundry for you?"
Susan: "Yes Frank please"
Frank: "What's innit for me?"
Susan: "Just the thought of doing a good deed!"
Frank: "What! Ahhh... Draw the Curtains!!"
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Coined by the dyke punk band Rusty Curtains. Used to describe the following types of Vaginas:
1. Blood covered/coated. Usually because of menstruation.
2. A vagina that has not seen play in a while.
3. An old scary vagina, that you fear may give you tetanus.
Example for all 3 definitions:
She had rusty curtains. I fucked her anyway.
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The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.
Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.
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Bed sheets, towels, or anything other than REAL curtains used by niggas living in the project s to cover their windows.
Shermika had some ghetto curtains with snoopy on them hanging in the window.
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When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.
My girlfriend gave me the best blow job last night, but she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a beaded curtain.
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The jokey term for the U.S./Mexican Border. Referencing to the Iron Curtain of the (former)USSR.
"There,beyond the tortilla curtain,is America.The BradyBunch,EarthWind&Fire y todo"
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An often insulting term for Italian-Americans and/or Irish-Americans to describe Irish or Italians who abandon their working class/blue collar roots to pursue a more upper class/white collar career - such as, for example, a lawyer, doctor or, in some situations, a cop. The term is most commonly used in the New England region of the United States. Like nigger or nigga for black people, when used among fellow Italian-Americans or Irish-Americans, it's not too controversial; otherwise, it can be seen as quite offensive. The term is used a few times in Martin Scorsese's acclaimed 2006 crime drama, The Departed.
Mikey: What about Dominic's son? How's he doing?
Paul: That lace curtain motherfucker? He's going to law school!
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