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Blackout curtains when defined by an moron.
That parrot won’t stop chirping, trick him into thinking it’s nighttime with some daylight curtains!
Point your 9mm accurately at the cashier with a serious fact not wearing a mask and maintain awkward contact that they give you the money without hesitation.
Robber1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WHY DID YOU TAKE YOUR MASK OUT? NATIONAL GUARD'S GONNA BE ON US!
Robber2: That was a intimidate daylight robbery, you lazy fuck.
a daylight is a way that somebody acts where they become stupid or idiotic
john: bro what day is it
matt: bro, that's such a daylight thing to say
To murder someone in broad daylight, typically referring to gang violence
“If this bitch don’t get me my money imma daylight his ass”
(Noun) A good lil streamer boy who doesn't think before he speaks. But at least he is a good sniper in Warzone
The rare phobia which describes the condition of being terrified of being awake at sunrise at the end of a night out.
Extreme cases see affected individuals go home in the middle of an outstanding DJ set, possibly even before a big drop.
Daisy: Chaz can I come with you to watch Jamie Jones at Fabric.
Chaz: No Daisy, Im not having your Daylight Phobia get in the way of a potentially classic evening.
something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.
me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time