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One who never washes the dishes, even though he or she always offers to wash the dishes. A dish douche will mysteriously disappear as soon as dinner is eaten, and return to the kitchen once the last saucer has been dried and put away.
Pete hasn't scrubbed a single plate in his life. If you added up all the unwashed dishes in this dish douche's life, you could cast a shadow over Manhattan.
When you have an extremely hot chick with a banging ass get naked, bend over and spread her asshole until it is gaping, then choose a pasta dish of your choice, dump the entire plate in her ass, then proceed to have her sit across the table with the meal in her ass while you have a 10 or so minute discussion. Once the discussion is over, she shits the meal back out on the plate and you eat it.
Wow, Tricia is so hot i'd pasta dish her any day of the week!
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Noun. A place in which you clean dishes, glasses, pots and pans. You slave and sweat over the steam of the dish washer. Contains a sprayer, dishwasher, dirty stuff rack, drain on the floor, three sinks (wash, rinse, sanitize) and the kitchen bitch. Greasy, grimy, slime infested, gives you zits kind of place. If you work here you're put at the bottom of the employment chain and get ragged on.
Hey slacker, get the fuck back to the dish pit.
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When a long powerful tongue is roughly shoved into a tight anus as far in as it can go. As the tongue is in the anus the person with the tongue in their butt hole lift one leg and tries to spin around without the tongue slipping out of the hole.
Very good for those people with no taste buds.
Becky - "Is The Spinning Dish any good?"
Jillian - "Why don't you ask your mum?"
Becky - "what the fuck?"
Jillian - "I dunno, maybe she's tried it.."
Becky - "Oh yeah more than likely, she's a whore."
Jillian - "Yeah I know, ask my dad all about it!"
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Synonomous to a potluck. Each person at a gathering brings an unique dish so that a large meal is created for everyone. I'm not crazy I swear.
The church will be holding a covered dish tonight at 7 pm.
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When a girl uses a wet wash cloth to clean the jizz from her vagina then gives the wash cloth to her partner to clean his face.
Greta, having had it with Michael's short cummings, threw Michael her used dirty wash cloth to wipe her pussy juice from his face. Thus Michael now has dirty dishes.
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Slang for beatin' ya' wang.
Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."
Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."
Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."
Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"
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