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The puffy, tired, bloodshot eyes that result from spending hours staring at your computer screen while trying to figure out ways to cleverly avoid plagiarizing - what you are in fact plagiarizing - from wikipedia.
"Hi honey...uh...oh my goodness, did you accidentally stab your self in the eyes with two pencils simultaneously?"
"No my dear, I've been plagiarizing other peoples ideas into an essay I've been writing."
"Oh you poor dear, you've got essay eye's again don't you?"
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(noun, pl.) A completely masturbatory work of high school fiction, used by college admissions officials as psyops tests in order to evaluate your personality. These, on college applications, are better left blank, so long as your GPA, SAT, and other tests are in your advantage. Otherwise, sarcastic embellishment is usually required, in the form of a Hail Mary Pass.
Tom: So, how did you do on your college applications?
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.
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an excuse commonly used (esp. by males) to justify locking ones self in a room (often bedroom) for the purpose of fulfilling ones daily masturbational quota/to listen to speed garage.
"right then, im off to write an essay."
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A message sent in a discord that tries way too hard to be complex and deep while surrounded by comedic messages.
Person 1: yeah i like fortnite, it's pretty fun
Person 2: fortnite is a TRASH poopy game
Person 3: Playing fortnite.... brings back so many memories. I can't express how much fortnite means to me, trinkets and all. When I hit the start button, it instantly warps me to a world where my cares evaporate into stupefaction. When I see jonesy pop up on my screen.... tears flow. Countless memories with this timeless game.
Person 1: what
Person 2: goddamnit he wrote another trinkets essay
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FREAKING ESSAY THAT CAN LOwER yoUR GRADE...
My Anchor brought my grade from an A to a B-
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the Ultimate attack of the highest power nibba. It's when he has had enough of dumb nibbas shit and decided to end the battle and destroy everything in his path. Often leads to a hype buff of all players around him who aren't the target of essay no jutsu. Strikes immense fear in the hearts of victim while being powered up. Only known counter at this point is to not engage with attack. This leads to the unlocking of the toxic ability buff however, which could possibly be the only known weakness of the user. Essay no jutsu levels vairy in power level depending on target. The user had not yet found a truly worthy foe. His goal is to one day entice his sensei Master Glasses man into a battle where essay no jutsu can be used without Master glasses man taking advantage of the attacks one weakness. Master glassed man is also versed in the same combat styles as The Essay no Jutsu user. That being High nibba IQ of the six paths and bullshit no jutsu. Easiest way to trigger essay no jutsu un provoked is to have a name starting in E and ending with A
Mikel unleased his ultimate attack Essay no Jutsu when Kavesh and Eesa were being to retarded for his liking
This is the point in your life where you pour the largest amount of bullshit you can muster into a paper. And then send it to colleges.
Senior 1: Hey dude you started on your college essays?
Senior 2: Yeah I don't even wanna read it over man it's such pure bullshit
Senior 1: Yeah man me too dude let's just get this shit done over with
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