fecal feet

NOUN-A term used to describe a country bumpkin who runs barefoot, even in cow pastures. They have no concern about stepping in whatever farm dung may be lying there. Often these people are missing teeth and are married to their cousins.

"Hey, look at fecal feet over there. I bet his family tree doesn't have any branches"
"Holy cow, man! Why did you bring fecal feet?? We aren't going cow tipping!!"
"I don't care if she has fecal feet, she is a well fed country girl. I bet she can cook a mean possum"

Fecal Fog

A dense accumulation of feces-tainted water vapor trapped in an enclosed area.

This phenomena occurs when someone takes a long hot shower immediately following prodigious defecation.

it can alternatively occur if someone takes a dump while another party is showering.

"I thought she was just showering, and I unknowingly walked into a wall of fecal fog when I opened the bathroom door"

alternatively

"He snuck in and dropped a deuce while I was showering, it kicked up a massive fecal fog that nearly choked us both"

fecal expression

The contortions of the facial structure elicited by an arduous shit.
Usually the result of constipation, diarrhea, or the dreaded constirrhea.

Max had madddd fecal expression after having those subway tacos.

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fecal matter

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.

And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

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fecal synchrony

The observed phenomenon that the shit cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.

Guy 1: I gotta take a shit.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.

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fecal bukkake

It's like bukkake (a circle jerk aimed at the person in the center), but with runny shit.

You can never truly wash off a fecal bukkake.

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Fecal Venti

Term used to decribe someone who requires a large Starbucks coffee to initiate a bowel movement.

;)

Dara: "After three days I finally took a dump."

Renee: "The Fecal Venti works everytime!"

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