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usually done by poofs and dykes for the poofs they insert their fist through the other poofs arse thus like punching it and for the fucking dykes they have a choice the arse or minge
fuck i use my fist for fucking fighting what the fuck do you cunting use yours for
fisting
(poof)
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(verb) To be "assed" or "fucked". Is used in the sense of something bad happening to that person.
Haha! She really fisted you! (haha she really assed ya)
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To shove ones fisted hand into another's Billy Ocean or Assho'.
Susan got fisted by her lover Jessica last night. It was DA ILL NANA.
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When one is listening to an orgasmic pop/rock radio ballad with lots of Auto-Tune and effects, and can't help but put one or two fists in the air to the music.
"Bro, you're fisting hard to that new Fall Out Boy record..."
"Dude, that new Miley Cirus hit is fistable..."
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A piece of furniture built for the sole purpose of manipulating the human body into an ergonomic position to receive a human fist into the bodily orifices
I spent my birthday at the fisting station, men lined up to ream me out
In a group larger than two, when one party makes a comment, and the remaining parties reach the same punch line at the same time. Thus canceling out each others joke and leaving an awkward silence.
Guy 1: "Guy 3, what is the weirdest thing you have ever put your finger in?"
Guys 2 & 3, Simultaneously: "What was her name?"
"I've dated too many women to remember."
Guy 1: "... Would you two stop joke fisting, its making me uncomfortable."
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Semen, in the palm of your hand.
Could be used to impregnate yourself to try and keep your boyfriend from dumping you. Only to have him dump you anyways and then not believe the child is his own because, well, he never had sex with you.
"Instead of him cumming in my mouth I allowed him to cum in my hand. I immediately ran to the bathroom( I assumed he thought i was gonna spit and rinse my mouth) I laid on my back with my legs against the wall and dug the fistful of nut in my vagina and started squeezing my vagina muscles."
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