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When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.
She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.
When an ugly guy bangs a hot girl, nuts on her eyes, proceeds to poke them, and then chants “You’re not real! You’re not real!”
I knew she was too good to be true, so I had to give her a Wakandan flashbang.
where you cum in a girls eyes and rub fake tan on her face
ye i irish flashbanged that bitch
When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)
Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!
when a girl has explosive diarrhea and it all comes out as you’re eating her ass
i was eating this girl out and she let a chinese flashbang out.
when you have a micropenis and you fuck a girls ear and cum inside
Dude i totally just Chinese Flashbanged a girl last night.
Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .
When a Mexican guy nuts in your eyes and gritos in your ear.
I cant wait until I can Mexican flashbang Becky tonight