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“Happy New Years! I’m so excited for 2020!”
Uh. Australia is still on fire.
What’s up bitch, it’s me, ww3.
Heyyyy, it’s us aliens, we’re about to invade earth!
I know you guys weren’t expecting me here, but hi, I’m Covid-19.
WHAT’S UP MOTHERFUCKERS I’M THE MURDER HORNET AND I’M GOING TO CAUSE THE END OF HUMANITY!
“Oh shut the fuck up, no one’s outside anyway.”
A year where Satan gets to resurface earth and show a little portion of what hell looks and feels like.
In 2014 nobody thought that in 2020 so much pain would spread across the globe.
Billy: Dad, what happened in the year 2020??
John: Son, that's Donald Trump's poop
Proof that God is dead.
2020 is the worst year ever! There's been wildfires, pandemics, war, rioting and more! I am pretty convinced that there is no God.
10👍 6👎
A year that arrives in less than an hour, in which I will make the worst of my life. I plan to mentally and physically torture myself. I will do anything to make myself single and block out those girls with my female shield. If any human gets anywhere near close to me, I will stab them with a gun. If a female approaches me, I will make sure to poop in the center of their head and throw them into the ceiling fan if I even can after eating tons of chocolate candy I’m allergic to and getting fat off of them. I will proceed and repeat until 2021 is here, and I will take this oppurtunity of 2020 being current to destroy my social life and replace it with a lack of popularity and a commonly classified-as-me “socially awkward” character trait and for me to me recognized as the ultra-weird&awkward boy.
Someone else: “I’m planning to have a great 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set!”
Me: “I’m planning to have a terrible 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set.”
14👍 9👎